JoKe of The DaY - The Marital Bed

The Marital Bed

A married man is having a wild sexual liaison with his secretary. One day, his wife is out of town, so he takes the secretary to his house. They engage in wild fantastical sex all afternoon. At 5 p.m., the man tells his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
When his wife arrives home, she says she tried to ring him at work, but he wasn't there all afternoon. So she asks him where he's been and what he's been doing. He tells her he brought his secretary home and they made mad, passionate love in their marital bed all afternoon.
The wife bursts out laughing and says, "You're such a liar! I know what you've been doing. I saw your shoes in the hallway. You've been out playing golf!"