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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Please boycott Boyet Fajardo RTW

Please see story why we need to boycott his RTW (

Last March 13, 2009, Filipino Fashion Designer Angelino Boyet Fajardo created a scene, to the shock and horror of shoppers and employees of Duty Free Philippines alike, when a cashier politely asked for his ID after presenting his unsigned credit card. This is a standard operating procedure applicable to all stores to verify ownership of the credit card and prevent fraud. 

Suddenly, the designer reportedly got furious and, at the top of his voice, started berating the cashiers and managers of Duty Free Philippines. He might have thought a celebrated person like he is, with all his accolades and fame, has gone unrecognized by the cashier. A new well-trained casual worker who is carefully doing his job. The designer further shocked bystanders by cursing the people there with words such as leche and p...ina, while angrily expressing surprise why the people there did not recognize him. 

Store managers and officers were sought to appease the matter, explaining to him that it is all included as a standard operating procedure in credit card payment for the safety, not only for the company but also his own. Ignoring all this, he pulled out his phone and threatened to call on high positioned government officials whom he allegedly knew, like doing a power-play to make these people realize how important he is. He went on saying "Mga leche kayo! Hindi niyo ako kilala? Ako si Boyet Fajardo! At itong p...ina na babaeng ito (pointing to a lady officer) at ang baklang ito (pointing to the cashier) ay walang kwentang mga tao! I want them fired!!!"

His yelling and berating went on and on. He cannot calm down and as he appeared to have bloodshot eyes, like that of a drunk person and or under an influence. He threw his passport on the cashier's face and later intentionally stepped on the cashier's foot to say "Ay sorry, di ko sinasadya!" He goes on to say, that only if the cashier kneel down before him and/or allow him to freely slap the cashier's face, may he get satisfied.

The ill-fated cashier, with all the onlookers watching, stand down and just simply gave in to probably he thought would end the matter. Crying in shame he slowly knelt down and apologize (for actually doing his job) before this self proclaimed GOD, perhaps for fear of loosing his job. No slapping was made to the cashier's face but the incident landed a harsher and reverberating sound to the faces of the lesser people of this society. 

Fortunately, his inhumane acts were caught on CCTV in which a portion was featured in YouTube.

With such disrespect, discrimination and humiliation towards a good worker, a less fortunate person and a fellow Filipino...

1. We are calling all citizens to stop patronizing Boyet Fajardo's RTW labels such as Substance in SM department stores, Boyet Fajardo and Initials in Landmark and Robinson's department stores.
2. We are calling on all malls to pull out or stop distributing his products in your outlets.
4. We are calling on the Commission on Human Rights, Department of Labor and Employment and all human rights and labor activists to take appropriate legal actions on this matter.
5. We are calling all foreign embassies to deny him of entry to your respective countries.
6. We are calling on the Fashion Designers Association of the Philippines to dishonor him of his membership and profession.

...To give him a lesson and to help us stop him from victimizing the underprivileged over and over and over again.

Contact Information:
Boyet Fajardo
Tel: +632 6327120 / +632 6366871

We look forward to your support.

Thank you.

Concerned Filipino Citizen

to sign on the petition please follow this link:

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Crown Regency Tower - Cebu

I normally stayed at this hotel (Crown Regency Tower) in Cebu. According to them they are the highest building now in the country. I have some photos taken from the room where I'm staying. It's on the 30th floor and the view is really really wonderful.

And what's amazing about the hotel is they have this edge coaster. According to them, it's the world's very first and only amusement ride of its kind, the Edge Coaster goes around the edge of the building while riders are strapped onto a rail seat. Riders can indulge in a breathtaking view of the city and playfully pull a lever that can tilt their seats up to 55 degrees. 

I never tried this since I'm just there for 3 days and I've got a lot of meetings.

But definitely, I will try this on my return.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

manny pacquiao - 5 peso bill

have you seen this photo of manny pacquiao in 5 peso bill.......

Joke: Miss Universe Views

The Setting:
Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q&A Portion.

The Finalists:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Great Britain
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Philippines

Question: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. America: Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.

Q: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Spain: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

Q: Ms. Great Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Great Britain: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Great Britain: Because it cries after every performance.

Q: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in you country?
Ms. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like thieves.
Q: Why? Ms. Iran: Because they always enter thru the back door.

Q: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. India: A male organ in our country is like a laborer.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. India: Because it works day and night.

Q: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines: Ahh..well, opcors, hi,hi,hi…I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!
Q: Chismis?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy sorry!!..It’s ano.. Kuwan… It means GOSSIP in our language.
Q: Hmm.. Interesting comparison.. And why do you say that?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy..diyahe!! Hihihi, Kasi… I mean… Because…it passes from mouth to mouth.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Another Joke....

A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!"

The wife says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?"

He says, "I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!"

ToDay's Joke

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'

Friday, November 21, 2008

Today's Joke

A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the E-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18-year-old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on with a message. It reads:

Dear love,

Just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you.



P.S. Sure is hot down here.


Tuesday, November 18, 2008

December 1, 26 and 29 are non working holidays in the Philippines

from ABS-CBN

December 1, 26 and 29 have been declared nonworking holidays by Malacañang in compliance with Republic Act (RA) 9492, which rationalizes the celebration of national holidays.

RA 9492, dated July 24, 2007, provides that with the exception of religious holidays, all other holidays are moved to the nearest Monday unless otherwise modified by law, order or proclamation.

Since Bonifacio Day, celebrated on November 30, falls this year on a Sunday, the special day will be observed on the nearest Monday, or December 1.

Additional special nonworking days to be observed this year are on the day after Christmas, December 26, since it is between Thursday and Saturday; and December 29, 2008, a Monday.

Other holidays in December are:
December 25 – Christmas Day
December 30 – Rizal Day
December 31

Monday, October 13, 2008

Meaning of my name !!!@@@@????

saw in one the the websites......ako ba talaga ito.... he he he he

What Gary Means
You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic “Type A” personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Pinoy Jokes

JOSE: Kumusta ang assignment?
RICK: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
JOSE: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan? Baka isipin
nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!


TOTO: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
JOVY: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
TOTO: Hindi! 'Yan din ang pangarap niya!


DOK: May taning na ang buhay mo.
JUAN: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?
DOK: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.
JUAN: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru'n?
DOK: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!


LITO: Pare, ano ba ang kaibahan ng H2O sa CO2?
JOSE: Diyos ko naman! Di mo ba alam 'yun?!
Ang H2O ay water! At ang CO2... COLD water.


”Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang
sabihin kung may basketbol sa langit.
Naunang namatay si Dado.”
Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si Rodel na parang kay Dado.
"Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?" usisa ni Rodel.
"Oo naman!" tugon ni Dado.
"Parang hindi totoo!" bulalas ni Rodel."O,ano, meron bang
basketball sa langit?"
Sagot ni Dado, "May maganda at masama akong
balita sa 'yo. Ang maganda, may basketbol doon. Ang masama...
kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!" (ngek!)


Usapan ng dalawang bata...
JUNJUN: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo'yang
Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun!
PEDRO: Wala 'yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo yung Dead Sea ?
PEDRO: Siya ang pumatay nun!


STEWARDEES: Do you want a drink, sir?
SIR: What are my choices?


MISIS: Hindi ko na kaya 'to! Araw-araw nalang tayong nag-aaway
Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na 'to!
MISTER: Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito,away roon! Mabuti pa
siguro, sumama na ako sa 'yo!


Misis: Delayed ako nang one month pero huwag mo munang
ipagsabi.Nahihiya ako...
Mister: Okey.
(Kinabukasan, dumating Collector ng Meralco.) ..
COLLECTOR: Misis, delayed po kayo ng one month.
MISIS: Ha? Bakit mo alam?
COLLECTOR: Nasa record po.
MISTER: Bakit Naka-record diyan na delayed ang misis ko?
COLLECTOR: Kung gusto ninyong mawala sarecord, magbayad kayo!
MISTER: Eh kung ayokong magbayad?
COLLECTOR: Puputulan kayo!
MISTER: Eh anong gagamitin ni misis?
COLLECTOR: Pwede naman siyang gumamit ng kandila.


Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa...
ADVANTAGE: 'Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.
DISADVANTAGE: 'Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan parin!


TANONG: What is the difference between a girlfriend,a call girl and a wife?
SAGOT: Post paid, pre paid, unlimited.


Sa isang classroom...
TITSER: Class, what is ETHICS?
PETER: Etiks are smaller than ducks.
TITSER: Okey, that duck will lay an egg in your card.


JUAN: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay
kaming kumain. Ngayongmahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
PEDRO: Baligtad yata?
JUAN: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!


ANAK: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma'am kung ano raw ang propesyon mo.
TATAY: Sabihin mo, cardiologist.
ANAK: Ano po ba ang cardiologist, Itay?
TATAY:'Yung taga-ayos ng radio sa car!


”Umuwi si mister nang 4:00 AM at nakita niya ang
kanyang misis na may katalik na lalaki sa kama”...
Misis: (sumigaw) SAAN KA GALING?!
Mister: Sino 'yang katabi mo?


ROD: Bakit bad trip ka?
HARRY: Nagtampo sa 'kin ang utol ko.
ROD: Bakit naman?
HARRY: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
ROD: 'Yun lang? Anong masama ru'n?
HARRY: Ang masama ru'n... twins kami! Twins!

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Today's Joke

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, mam, it's the same dog.


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher mam!!


LASING-1: Shege pare, Ayan na yung bahay namin eh, dito na lang ako, salamat sa paghatid mo sakin ha!

LASING-2: Mali ka pare, hindi yan ang bahay mo... diyan ako nakatira eh... kaya sa amin yang bahay na yan! Okey?

BABAE :(Nagbukas ng pinto}.. Hoy, mga Unggoy! Anong pinagtatalunan nyo diyan? Lasing na naman kayong Mag-ama noh?


DIRTY OLD MAN: Alam mo pare, lima ang tsiks ko ngayon!

PARE : Magaganda ba sila pare?

D.O.M.: Maganda sila pare.... at magkakamukha pa silang lahat!

PARE : Ha, bakit nagkaganon pare?

D.O.M. : Lahat sila Mukhang Pera !!


ARMY : Manong, san ba dito nagpupugad ang mga NPA..?

MANGYAN: Sir, matagal nako dito sa bundok, pero wala pa akong nakikitang pugad ng NPA.... Ano ba kulay ng ITLOG nila sir..?


An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab : Ah Deer? Me no fuck, they run too fast!


Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, "What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly, "Ma'am, sa motel po.
NITRATES are higher than day-rates!"


"Usapan ng dalawang mayabang..."

Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala
niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.


Wife dreaming in the middle of the night
suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I am the


Saturday, August 30, 2008

Today's Joke

GIRL: Luv, When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
BOY: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
GIRL: Well, that's because we aren't married yet.


SON: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
MOM: Well, you have done the right thing son !.
SON: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


WIFE: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
HUSBAND: " Golfing with friends, my dear."
WIFE: " What ? At 2 am ? "
HUSBAND: " Yes, We used night CLUBS."


A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"


A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans,"
said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her ?
Millionaire: A Billionaire !!


A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "It Depends, if I can find a phone."


A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me -
my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your
Sense of Humour." !!


AGAPITO: Pare, da best yung nakuha kong insurance!
pag nasunog ang bahay mo... ipapagawa agad!
pag nawala ang kotse mo. . . papalitan agad!

TULUME: Aba, maganda nga yan pare!

AGAPITO: At ang pinaka da-best dun. . . . pag nawala ang
asawa mo, sinisiguro nilang di na nila ibabalik sayo!!
Okey di ba?


ANAK: Alam nyo 'tay, KAMUNTIK na po akong maging first
honor kanina sa klase namin!

AMA: Tutuo ba yan anak?

ANAK: Opo 'tay! kasi itinuro po ng titser namin yung first honor
namin kanina. . . . eh katabi ko po yung tinuro niya!



Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Today's Joke

A LIZARD fell on a table......
Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae;
Kikay: Eew, lizard!;
Astig: Shit, butiki!;
Mataray: Shucks, butiks!;
Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste!;
Mahirap: Pare, ULAM!


LADY:Father, ang gwapo at cute mo naman! Bakit ka pa kasi nagpari?
PRIEST: Kasi ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na magmadre ako! Bruha!


PARI: Ang mga boys, sumunod sa karo ni San Jose. . . At
ang mga girls, sa karo naman ni Mama Mary !
BAKLA: Kami father, saan kami susunod?
PARI: Hoy! Mga bruha!. . . Follow me!


TUKMOL: Sino sa inyo ang matapang? Lumabas!
SIGA: Ako, matapang ako, bakit may problema ka?
TUKMOL: Wala po sir, survey lang ho....O Ngayon, yung mga duwag naman ang lumabas!


A WOMAN worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A MAN never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A SUCCESSFUL MAN is one who makes money...MORE than his wife can spend.
A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN is one who can find such a man !!


"A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument."


Anong pool ang pwedeng tulugan?
Eh di Pool-ding bed!!

Anong pool naman ang paborito kung pasko?
Eh di delicious a-pool !!

Anong pool naman ang ibinibigay sa mga sexing babae?
Ano pa, eh di Si-pool !!


LADY: Berto! San ka ba galing at inumaga ka ng uwi? Di ba sabi
ko sayo kagabi eh dalhin mo itong pusa at iligaw mo? Eh
bakit nandito pa 'tong bwisit nato?

HOUSEBOY: Dinala ko nga po siya kagabi dun sa pinaka-loob ng
gubat mam, inikot ko pa nga po ng inikot sa madilim na
lugar bago ko inilabas sa sako yang pusang yan eh!

LADY: Oh eh ano ginawa mo pagkatapos?

HOUSEBOY: Mabuti na nga lang po at naisipan kong sundan siya.. .. .
kaya nga po ako naka-uwi eh!!


Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Today's Joke

WIFE: Labs, ano ireregalo mo sa akin sa 10th year
Wedding aniversary natin?

MAN: Magtu-tour tayo lab, isasama kita sa Africa at
ipapasyal kita para makita mo ang magagandang
klase ng mga hayop duon!

WIFE: Wow! ang sweet naman non! Eh sa 25th Wedding
aniversary natin, ano naman ang plano mong gawin?

MAN: Aba eh di. . . . susunduin na kita dun!


PEDRO: Pare, ang tagal mong nawala ah! San ka ba galing?

BRUNO: Sa sementeryo, sa libing ng biyenan ko!

PEDRO: Eh bakit puro kalmot ang katawan at braso mo?

BRUNO: Lumaban kasi ng husto eh! Ang hirap ilibing!


MADRE: Father, pagsabihan nyo naman po yun mga seminarista,
kasi duon sila umi-ihi sa pader...nakakahiya po!

PADRE: Ah, huwag kang mag-alala, MALIIT na bagay lang yun
at di na dapat pansinin!

MADRE: Hindi po father, MALALAKI PO!


MAN: Labs, kung sakaling hindi ko maliligtasan itong gagawin
sa aking operasyon, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa mga
anak natin ha? Huwag mo silang pababayaan!!

WIFE: ULOL! Anong operasyon pinagsasabi mo? Napaka-DUWAG
mo kasi eh! Kung kelan tatlo na anak mo ,,,,, ngayon mo lang
naisipang MAGPA-TULE!!


Anak: Mommy, ang ganda ng bracelet mo. Bigay ba ni Daddy 'yan?

Mommy: Ay naku anak, kung sa Daddy mo lang ako aasa, baka pati ikaw eh wala sa mundong ito.


Doc: "Ano ba ang trabaho mo, iha?"
Girl: "Substitute po dok."
Doc: "Di kaya, prostitute ?"
Girl: "Doc, Mommy ko ang prostitute. Kung hindi siya puwede, ako ang pumapalit!"


Doc: "Hubad na, iha. Huwag kang mag-alala...
I won't take advantage of you!"
Girl: "Eh Saan ko po ilalagay ang bra at panty ko?"
Doc: "Diyan na lang sa tabi ng brief ko."


APO: Lolo, nagse-sex pa po ba kayo ni Lola?
LOLO: Oo iha, pero "Oral" na lang. Pag-higa ko sa tabi niya,sinasabi ko "Fuck you" at sumasagot siya, "Fuck you too." Ayos na yon!



A 60-yr old Pastor to his young bride: "Honey, before we do it, would you like us to first pray for guidance."

Young Bride: "Darling, just pray for ENDURANCE, I'll take care of the guidance!" Okey?


Pedro: Apply po ako ng sundalo, sir.

Officer: Hindi ka pwede, ang dami mong sirang ngipin, bungi ka pa!

Pedro: Bakit sir, sa gyera ba ngayon, KAGATAN na ang labanan?



Saturday, July 19, 2008

Wait For You - Elliot Yamin

Wait For You
by: Elliot Yamin

[Verse 1]

I never felt nothing in the world like this before
Now I'm missing you
& I'm wishing that you would come back through my door
Why did you have to go? You could have let me know
So now I'm all alone,
Girl you could have stayed
but you wouldnt give me a chance
With you not around it's a little bit more then i can stand
And all my tears they keep running down my face
Why did you turn away?


So why does your pride make you run and hide?
Are you that afraid of me?
But I know it's a lie what you keep inside
This is not how you wanted to be


So baby I will wait for you
Cause I don''t know what else i can do
Don't tell me I ran out of time
If it takes the rest of my life

Baby I will wait for you
If you think I'm fine it just aint true
I really need you in my life
No matter what i have to do I'll wait for you

[Verse 2]

It's been a long time since you called me
(How could you forget about me)
You got me feeling crazy (crazy)
How can you walk away,
Everything stays the same
I just can't do it baby
What will it take to make you come back
Girl I told you what it is & it just ain't like that
Why can't you look at me, your still in love with me
Don't leave me crying.


Baby why can't we just start over again
Get it back to the way it was
If you give me a chance I can love you right
But your telling me it wont be enough


So baby I will wait for you
Cause I don''t know what else i can do
Don't tell me I ran out of time
If it takes the rest of my life

Baby I will wait for you
If you think I'm fine it just aint true
I really need you in my life
No matter what i have to do I'll wait for you


So why does you pride make you run & hide
Are you that afriad of me?
But I know it's a lie what your keeping inside
Thats not how you wanted to be

Baby I will wait for you
Baby I will wait for you
If it's the last thing i do


Baby I will wait for you
Cause I don''t know what else i can do
Don't tell me I ran out of time
If it takes the rest of my life

Baby I will wait for you
If you think I'm fine it just aint true
I really need you in my life
No matter what i have to do I'll wait for you

I'll Be Waiting.

Monday, July 07, 2008

JOke of the Day - Bakit naging sinungaling ang lalaki??

Ito nga ba ang dahilan kung bakit nagsisinungaling ang mga lalaki...?

Karpintero itong si Pedro at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog. Sa lakas ng pagmamartilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog.

Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya,

"Tutulungan kita, Pedro"

Sabay lundag sa ilog.

Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer,

"Ito ba ang martilyo mo?"...

"Hindi po."

Lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer,

"Ito ba?

"Hindi po."

Lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer,

"Ito ba?"


Natuwa ang anghel.

"Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo, sa iyo na rin ang gold and silver hammers!"

Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Pedro sa ilog at kasama ang misis niya. Eh sa katangahan, nalaglag si misis sa ilog. Iyak si Pedro.

Litaw si guardian angel.

"Tutulungan kita."

Sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Diana Zubiri.

"Ito ba ang misis mo?"

Sagot si Pedro, "Opo!"

Nagalit si anghel, "Sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa naman eh mabait ka."

Nag-reason-out si Pedro, "Sorry po, angel... kasi kapag sinabi kong 'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at paglitaw mo eh kasama mo si Katrina Halili. At kapag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka uli at ang tunay na misis ko na ang kasama mo.

At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Diana at Katrina.

Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una."

Kaya lang naman nagsisinungaling ang mga lalaki eh for a good and noble reason.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Everything You Do - Christian Bautista

I love the way you smile
When I look in your eyes
I love the way you laugh
When I try to be funny
And how a tear rolls down your face
When I say no one could
ever take your place.

And baby when you sleep
I watch you breathing
And baby when you dream
I dream with you
Cause everywhere you are is where
I wanna be
It's true everything you do
Makes me know how much I love you.

The way you touch my lips
Right after every kiss
And softly whisper
That I'm your everything
The way you pray
Our love won't die
Every night just before you
Close your eyes.

And baby when you sleep
I watch you breathing
Baby when you dream
I dream with you
Cause everywhere you are is where
I wanna be
It's true everything you do
Makes me know how much I love you.

And I believe some things are
meant to be
As sure as there is love
yours is meant for me.

Baby when you sleep
I watch you breathing
Baby when you dream
I dream with you
Cause everywhere you are is where
I wanna be
It's true everything you do
Makes me know how much
I love you.(2x)

Monday, May 05, 2008

A Very Nice Article

A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. "Who would like this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this."

He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air.

"Well," he replied, "what if I do this?" He dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?"

Still the hands went into the air.
"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by ...WHO WE ARE.

You are special - don't ever forget it."

Have a nice day......

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

With You by Chris Brown

I need you boo, (oh)
I gotta see you boo (hey)
And there're hearts all over the world tonight,
Said the hearts all over the world tonight [x2]

[Verse 1]
Hey! Little mama,
Ooh, you're a stunner
Hot..little figure,
Yes, you're a winner
And I'm so glad to be yours,
You're a class all your own
Oh, little cutie talk to me
I swear..the whole world stops
You're my sweetheart
And I'm so glad that you are mine
You are one of a kind and..

You mean to me
What I mean to you and..
Together baby,
There is nothing we won't do
'cause if I got you,
I don't need money,
I don't need cars,
Girl, you're my heart.

I'm into you,
And girl,
No one else would do,
'cause with every kiss and every hug,
You make me fall in love,
And now I know I can't be the only one,
I bet there heart's all over the world tonight,
With the love of their life who feels..
What I feel when I'm

With you [x5]
With you [x5]

[Verse 2]
Oh girl!
I don't want nobody else,
Without you, there's no one left then,
You're like Jordans on Saturday,
I gotta have you and I cannot wait now,
Hey! Little shawty,
Say you care for me,
You know I care for you,
You know...that I'll be true,
You know that I won't lie,
You know that I would try,
To be your everything..yeah..

'cause if I got you,
I don't need money,
I don't need cars,
Girl, you're my heart.


With you [x5]
With you [x5]
Yeah Heh..

[Bridge 2]
And I..
Will never try to deny,
that you're my whole life,
'cause if you ever let me go,
I would die..
So I won't front,
I don't need another woman,
I just need your all and nothing,
'cause if I got that,
Then I'll be straight
Baby, you're the best part of my day

I need you boo,
I gotta see you boo
And there're hearts all over the world tonight,
Said the hearts all over the world tonight [x2]
Woo Oh.. Yeah
They need it boo,
They gotta see their boo,
Said the hearts all over the world tonight,
Hearts all over the world tonight [x2]


With you [x5]
With you [x5]

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

ToDaY's JoKe - Cornbeef


mamimili:tao po!
tindero:ano kailangan mo bata!?
mamili:meron po ba kayong corn beef?
tindero:ubos na!!

ON THE NEXT DAY...............

mamimili:tAo po! meron ba kayong corn beef?
tindero: sabing wala na tigas tigas ng ulo mo?!!


mamimili:tao po! meron po ba kayong corn beef!?
tindero:tarantado ka pala eh sabing! wala!!!!! kapag babalik kapa!
dito babarilin na talaga kita naintindihan mo ba ako! ?

ON THE LAST DAY ...........

mamimili:tao po meron ba kayong baril!
mamimili:pabili na lang po ng CORN BEEF?


Monday, April 07, 2008

Sana by Kenyo - latest favorite song


Former members of the defunct Orange and Lemons - Mcoy Fundales, Ace & JM del Mundo - formed a new band called Kenyo (from the word Bulakenyo, as they all hail from Bulacan) with newcomer Jeff Lima. This song is the carrier single of their album Radiosurfing. They fused two Florante songs, about 80% from Sana and 20% from Handog. Nice!

by Kenyo

Sana ang buhay ay walang dulo o hangganan
Sana'y wala ng taong mahirap o mayaman
Sana'y iisa ang kulay
Sana ay wala ng away

Sana'y pag-ibig na lang ang isipin
Ng bawat isa sa mundo
Sana'y pag-ibig na lang ang isipin
Sana magkatotoo
Sana'y laging magbigayan
Sana'y laging magmahalan

Sana'y pag-ibig na lang ang isipin
Sana magkatotoo
Sana'y laging magbigayan
Sana'y laging magmahalan

Sana ang tao'y hindi nagugutom o nauuhaw
Sana'y hindi na gumagabi o umaaraw
Sana'y walang tag-init
Sana'y walang taglamig

Sana'y pag-ibig na lang ang isipin
Ng bawat isa sa mundo
Sana'y pag-ibig na lang ang isipin
Sana magkatotoo
Sana'y laging magbigayan
Sana'y laging magmahalan


Tatanda at lilipas din ako
Ngunit mayroong awiting
Iiwanan sa inyong alaala
Dahil minsan tayo'y nagkasama

Sana'y pag-ibig na lang ang isipin
Ng bawat isa sa mundo
Sana'y laging magbigayan
Sana'y laging magmahalan


Sana...(Sana'y pag-ibig na lang ang isipin)
Sana...(Ng bawat isa sa mundo)

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Joke of the Day - Mabuting paraan ng paghahahatid ng masamang balita

KUMIRIRING ang telepono nang madaling araw (California
timezone)....galing sa Pilipinas ang tawag...

"Hello, Sir Carlos? Si Arnaldo po ito, 'yung katiwala
po ninyo sa bahay-bakasyunan sa Baguio." Kamusta na po
d'yan sa Amerika?

"O, Arnaldo, ikaw pala. Ano't napatawag ka, aba 'eh
madaling araw dito?
Bakit may problema ba?

"E, napatawag lang po ako para sabihan kayo na namatay
ang alaga ninyong parrot."

"Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? 'Yung nanalo sa
bird show?

"Opo, Sir Carlos, 'yun na nga po."

"Putris ... aba'y sayang! Ang laki pa naman ng
nagastos ko sa ibong 'yon. Hay, buhay! Teka, ano 
nga ba ang ikinamatay niya?"

"E, kumain po kasi ng bulok na karne...."

"Bulok na karne? At sino namang salbaheng tao ang
nagpakain sa kanya ng bulok na karne?"

"W-Wala po. Nanginain po siya ng karne ng isang patay
na kabayo."

"Patay na kabayo? Anong patay na kabayo, Arnaldo?"

"E, 'yun pung mga thoroughbred horses niyo, Sir.
Namatay po kasi lahat sila sa pagod, kahihila 
ng kariton ng tubig."

"Nasisiraan ka na ba ng bait? Anong kariton ng
tubbbiiiiggggg? "

" Yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog."

"Diyos ko po! Anong sunog naman 'yang pinagsasasabi

"Yun pong halos tumupok sa bahay-bakasyunan
niyo....Tumumba po kasi 'yung isang nakasinding 
kandila, tapos ayon nagliyab 'yung kurtina at
mabilis na kumalat ang apoy...."

"Ano? Puuut.... E, may kuryente naman diyan sa
bahay-bakasyunan. Para saan 'yung kandila?"

"Para sa burol po."

"Ano???? Kaninong burol?

"Kay Alex, sa anak n'yo po. Eh Sir ! Bigla po kasi
siya dumating dito nu'ng isang gabi, lasing at walang 
kaabi-abiso...lampas hatinggabi na kaya ang akala ko 
po magnanakaw.. .binaril ko!!!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Joke oF tHe DaY

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don't know. They're still arguing about it.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Blind Irishman sees with the aid of son's tooth in his eye

This is an amazing story and medical breakthrough. Please see story below:

Blind Irishman sees with the aid of son's tooth in his eye
Agence France-Presse
First Posted 07:41am (Mla time) 02/28/2008

DUBLIN -- An Irishman blinded by an explosion two years ago has had his sight restored after doctors inserted his son's tooth in his eye, he said on Wednesday.

Bob McNichol, 57, from County Mayo in the west of the country, lost his sight in a freak accident when red-hot liquid aluminum exploded at a re-cycling business in November 2005.

"I thought that I was going to be blind for the rest of my life," McNichol told RTE state radio.

After doctors in Ireland said there was nothing more they could do, McNichol heard about a miracle operation called Osteo-Odonto-Keratoprosthesis (OOKP) being performed by Dr Christopher Liu at the Sussex Eye Hospital in Brighton in England.

The technique, pioneered in Italy in the 1960s, involves creating a support for an artificial cornea from the patient's own tooth and the surrounding bone.

The procedure used on McNichol involved his son Robert, 23, donating a tooth, its root and part of the jaw.

McNichol's right eye socket was rebuilt, part of the tooth inserted and a lens inserted in a hole drilled in the tooth.

The first operation lasted ten hours and the second five hours.

"It is pretty heavy going," McNichol said. "There was a 65 percent chance of me getting any sight.

"Now I have enough sight for me to get around and I can watch television. I have come out from complete darkness to be able to do simple things," McNichol said.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Today's Joke

Joke 1:
Sexy girl nagkukumpisal:
PARI: iha, ano ang iyong ikukumpisal?
SEXY: father, pag nakakarinig po ako ng lalaking nagmumura di ko mapigilan sarili ko na yayain siya magsex!
PARI: 'tang ina! Di nga?

Joke 2:
BOY: is this your first time?
GIRL: (angrily) oo naman noh. You guys talaga. So kuleeet! Always
asking me the same question. Paulit-ulit. Hmp!

Joke 3:
sa kasalan
PARI: sana ang donation mo ay katumbas ng ganda ng pakakasalan mo.
GROOM: eto P5, father.
Tinignan ng pari ang bride.
PARI: eto P4 sukli mo iho.

Joke 4:
NOEL: ipapangalan ko sa aking anak " LEON " baliktad ng Noel.
NINO: sa akin ONIN baliktad ng NINO.
TOTO: wag niyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan niyo!

o ano...tawa naman dyan....


Monday, February 11, 2008

Pacquiao listed as 10 most exciting boxer in

Website includes Pacquiao in list of 10 most exciting fighters
Filipino boxing icon Manny Pacquiao was included a list – Ten Most Exciting Fighters in the World – which is posted at

Full Story:

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Vincent Bueno - Filipino is grand champion in Austria's Musical! Die Show

Filipino singer Vincent Bueno triumphed in his bid to become the grand winner of the "Musical! Die Show" on Friday, reported ABS-CBN Europe News Bureau.

A full-blooded Filipino born in Vienna to Pinoy parents, Bueno shouted "Philippines! Philippines!" after he was declared the winner of "Musical! Die Show" (Musical! The Show), an Austrian singing competition with all the pizazz and campy glamour of "American Idol" but much tougher: instead of simply singing pop tunes, contestants are required to choose from Broadway musical theater repertoire, and give a performance that involves singing, dancing, acting and theatrical effects.

"Musical! Die Show" is aired over the Austrian national broadcaster ORF. .......for full report visit

Here are some videos from youtube:

Monday, February 04, 2008

Black Dots myspace graphic comments

Hi everyone, can you count the black dots???

Sunday, January 20, 2008

American Idol - Pinoy Renaldo Lapuz - another William Hung

Please see video of Renaldo Lapuz, his audition to Americal Idol in Texas last:

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Pinoy Arnel Pineda, newest lead singer of band Journey

Arnel Pineda (singer-songwriter) is the newest member and lead singer of the popular American rock band Journey [1] . Pineda has enjoyed a successful musical career in Asia for the last 25 years. His singing style has been influenced by Steve Perry (Journey), John Farnham (Little River Band), Freddie Mercury (Queen), Sting (The Police), Survivor, Heart, The Beatles, Van Halen, Aerosmith, U2, Warrant, Deep Purple, and other bands from that genre. Please click the link of his profile . . . . . .

Monday, January 14, 2008

Cebu Pacific Promo

Cebu Pacific offers P8 seats to domestic and P888 seats to Asian destinations

Cebu Pacific (CEB), the airline business unit of JG Summit Holdings Inc., offers P888 seats one-way for its Asian routes and P8 seats one-way for all its domestic routes. The promotional seat sale will run from January 11 to 17, 2008 or until the allocated 200,000 seats are sold out.

CEB allocated more than 100,000 seats for its international seat sale that includes services from Manila to: Bangkok, Guangzhou, Hong Kong, Jakarta, Kuala Lumpur, Macau, Taipei, Shanghai, Singapore, Xiamen. This is also available for non-stop services from Cebu to: Bangkok, Hong Kong, Singapore, and Taipei and from Davao to Hong Kong and Singapore. This is good for travel from February 1 to May 31, 2008.

CEB also allocated more than 100,000 seats for its domestic destinations. This is good for travel from February 1 to March 12, 2008.

Candice Iyog, CEB vice president for marketing and product, said, “We hope that many will take advantage of these low fares and travel to our neighboring Asian countries for the first time. More importantly, we hope to be able to stimulate more tourist arrivals with these low fares. This is our way of continuing to support the country’s tourism agenda.”

She added, “We are also extending this to our domestic network due to the high demand for our very low fares.”

“The best way to purchase ticket is via CEB’s website, Booking and paying for your tickets online is so much easier, “Iyog added. She further explained that the seat sale fare is non-refundable and is exclusive of government taxes and surcharges.

Now in its 12th year, CEB has the youngest fleet of aircraft in the Philippines. CEB flies to 12 international and 21 domestic destinations, including Caticlan starting February 29, 2008.

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Road Signs Explained

Please click the photo to view a larger image. Just saw this image and it is really funny how they made story on all this road signs.


Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Today's Joke - Bebang


Si Bebang galing ng probinsya at isang relihiyosa ay nagpunta sa Maynila upang maghanap ng trabaho. Sa madaling salita siya ay natanggap at tumawag sa probinsya upang ipaalam na siya ay may trabaho na.

TEL. OPERATOR: Telephone & telegraph Co. Makati, what is the place & number you are calling Ma'am.

BEBANG: Hello ano... (Hindi maintindihan ni Bebang dahil sa slang na English.)

TEL. OPERATOR: Telephone & telegraph Co. Makati, what is the place & number you are calling Ma'am.

BEBANG: Pakiulit...Dahil sa haba ng introduction pinaikli na lamang ng operator ang intro..

TEL. OPERATOR: Hello Ma'am this is T.T. Co. Makati... number & place you calling...

BEBANG: Bastos!!!, kung Makati ang t!t! mo kamutin mo!!.