@ - Pinoy Jokes - @

### Babies Are Fast Learner
Baby: (1 month) Can speak MA-MA.
Baby: (2 Months) Can speak PA-PA
Baby: (3 Months) Can speak DE-DE
Baby: (4 Months) Can Speak YA-YA
Baby: (5 Months) Amazing! Marunong nang magsumbong... MAMA, PAPA DEDE YAYA!

### SHORTEST FAIRY TALE EVER
Once upon a time.. A guy made love to a girl,she got pregnant..
he asked the girl,"will you marry me?"
she said "NO!"
and the guy lived happily ever after..

### HINGA NG MALALIM
MISS: Doc, pa-check-up po!
DOC: Sige Miss, hubad na ng panty at bra, tapos higa ka.
MISS: Naku hindi po ako doc ang pa-che-check-up, ito pong lola ko.
DOC: Sige lola, hinga na lang ng malalim!!!!

### PROBLEMA NATIN
HUSBAND: May malaki akong problema.
WIFE: 'Wag mong sabihing problema mo, problema natin, dahil mag-asawa tayo. O' ngayon, anong problema natin??
HUSBAND: Nabuntis natin si Inday at tayo ang ama!!!!

### RAPE!RAPE!RAPE!
Isang pangit na babae ang hinoldap!!
HODAPER: Holdap ito!! Akina ang pera mo!
BABAE: Nagsisigaw... Rape! Rape! Rape!
HOLDAPER: Anong rape?? Hinoldap lang kita ah.
BABAE: Wala lang!! Nagsa-suggest lang!!!